Today I was informed by facebook that the last of my friends from high school is getting married. Bugger, she has left me all alone in the horrid world of singledom to become one of the smug married. I feel like Will Smith's character in I am Legend when he is the only person left of the planet - I am the only one left on planet single and the horrible deformed people that I have to fight off are either all those bloody married or partnered up types or my own fears of being single (have not decided on that part of the analogy yet) I would like it better if I was not battling my own demons. I know I may complain about being single a lot but there is a bloody good reason for it, in fact more than one! I won't bore you with the details but if anyone knows the direct dial number or the email address of cupid, mother nature, God...or anyone in the know, I would like to contact them so I can lodge a formal complaint. It would go something like this...
what the fuck??? Please amend urgently, any single men considered.